Post by prozac on Jul 29, 2007 18:41:40 GMT
We open our scene in the middle of a deserted beach... No-one is around except for “the crazy one” Himself. He is wearing nothing but a pair of dark blue shorts; his top bare as are his legs and feet, catching the sun’s rays. He has a pair of black shades over his eyes and is basking in the sun, attempting to catch some kind of tan. He notices the cameraman and a interviewer approaching and sits himself up, declining to remove the shades or invite the camera man and interviewer to sit with him, but does smile half-heartedly. He looks out onto the Ocean, the waves slowly rocking against the beach and declaring war on the sand, soaking it whilst at the same time succumbing to the might of the granules which are drinking the waters ammunition.
Interviewer::: Prozac, great seeing you and thank you for coming.
The Interviewer extends his left arm and Prozac greets it with his, they shake hands for a brief moment, then they both take their seats.
Prozac::: Oh no thank you. It’s always a pleasure to do shows, interviews, and guest appearances.
His tone is natural; his words are wrapped in his deep Italian accent. He folds his arms and uses his bent knees as a resting post for them. His thoughts then wander around like they always do.
Interviewer::: Well let me just say first off big fan, big fan of the Meds, I for one was thrilled when I heard you were coming to NWW.
Prozac::: Well thank you.
Interviewer::: And hopefully The Meds are here the way everyone wants them to be.
Prozac’s smile spreads like ivy over his face. The common Med smile that each med wears proudly, it is said when a med is not smiling bad things are to come.
Prozac::: Oh of cause, we are the Meds; we are always going to be the Meds. Once we stop being who we are, not performing the way we think we should both in the ring and out I believe its time to think about getting out of the game.
Interviewer::: Well I certainly hope that is not soon
Prozac::: Oh don’t worry that is a long, long way off. And just because Ritalin is just a manger and not an active wrestler does not mean you wont be seeing a lot of the little guy.
They both quickly cuckle lightly.
Interviewer::: Good to hear, now Prozac you have a number of championships from tag gold, to singles gold let’s talk about world title shot in the Survival Of The Fittest tournament, how you feel about it, if you think you deserve it, everything lets here it.
Prozac nods before laying back, his hands behind his head.
Prozac::: Yes the world title, your right I have held my fair share of titles, but the world title always eluded me. So this match is going to give me my chance to finally capture it. So how do I feel? Ecstatic, it’s huge I can’t tell you how I feel.
All of a sudden Ritalin walks by wearing a Burger King plastic crown hat. We don’t know why, and he doesn’t say anything, he just walks by and continues walking down the beach wile smiling of cause.
Prozac::: You also want to know if I feel I deserve it?
He brings his right arm from around his head and scratches his chin. He searches his chaotic mind for the answer to the question.
Prozac::: Yeah I think I do, I really think I do. I mean I have always been one to earn my shots, but I feel with what I have done in my career, that it is enough to earn me this chance, this opportunity.
Interviewer::: Yes, that’s true, but there a lot of wrestlers in this tourney that deserve the shot. What are your thoughts on them?
Prozac sits back up, groaning like an old man as he does. Even at age 21 he feels old, or could just be that he hates getting up and anything that involves moving.
Prozac::: We have so many more guys to talk about but I wont not because I don’t feel they are worthy enough its because I am the last to talk about people. Each one of them I stack up as equal threat, be it, Camisado, Ross Walker, Krissy Delight, I see them all equal treats and you can bet your ass I have studied them all. I am not going to sit here like others and make fun of each opponent and mark myself with a target for people I offend. I have a big enough target on my chest anyway. All I know if everyone wants to win, but everyone can't win. I have been promised I wont make it out of Survival Of The Fittest in one piece that may be true but I will leave a victor because all of my opponents made plans for me to lose, and I will make sure each of those plans blow up in their faces because the fire that drives me is stronger then it has ever been.
Interviewer::: You sound certain of yourself and your abilities.
In one swift motion Prozac removes his glasses with his left hand letting everyone watching see the full force of the malevolent glare.
Prozac::: Yes I am, I’m good, better then that I’m great and I will go down in history as one of the best to ever set foot in the squared circle. I will go down in history for making everyone laugh outside the ring and I will go down in history for what we do in the ring. The strategies I have, the way I fight, how violent I am and so much more. There are people in the history books for there strategies such as Napoleon Bonaparte, Dwight Eisenhower, George Patton, Douglas MacArthur, Ulysses S. Grant, George Washington. And the are violent people that went down in history to...Owney "the Killer" Madden, a vicious mob boss who murdered Italians, Irish and Jews alike to hold control of Hell's Kitchen back in the days of Prohibition. Vincent "the Mad Dog" Coll, a fresh off of the boat psychopath who tried to take out Madden and left bodies all throughout the streets of the Kitchen. Jack "The Reaper", David Berkowitz. And then there are wrestling greats such as "The Immortal" Hulk Hogan, "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair, "The Cerebral Assassin" Triple H, "The Sexy Boy" Shawn Michaels, "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, just to name a few. But, today is a new day we step closer and closer and closer to Survival Of The Fittest and another match that will set Me in the history books.
Prozac’s strong words flow easy threw his thin lips. Each word must have tasted so sweet, because they were chocolate to his ears.
Prozac::: Everyone of those guys is preparing for a long night, they are preparing for war. They can bring his war, and I will bring my war and my war like strategies. I will show a large comparison between the likes of Napoleon Bonaparte, George Patton, Dwight Eisenhower and Ulysses S. Grant and I. I will show how works such as The Art of War by Sun Tzu and The Prince by Niccolo Machiavelli can lead to the most sadistic, cruel, blood thirsty and masterminding leaders the world has seen. Those two books have brought about the Paul Pots, Adolf Hitler’s, Josef Stalin’s and Mao Ze Dongs of our world. But, no one in the history of professional wrestling is as large a mastermind as myself, as cruel an individual as myself, as blood thirsty of a competitor as myself. There is no one that professional wrestling has ever seen that can out do me when it comes to punishing my opponents, when it comes to out smarting their foes this industry has seen no one on my level. Ric Flair, Triple H, Mick Foley, Eric Bischoff whoever the hell you would like to call a mastermind, whoever in the hell you would like to call vicious or blood thirsty, whoever you would define as a strategist...none of them compare to me.
Prozac wiggles himself to a more comfortable position and opens a bottle of Miller Light sitting behind him in the cooler before pointing with his head in the direction of the Ocean.
Prozac::: Beautiful aint it? So calm, serene and just... Quiet. This though is what they call the calm before the storm and believe me when I tell you that at Survival Of The Fittest, there WILL be a storm and it’s already brewing
The camera pans over to the water and a beautiful view of the sun glistening f the water is seen as the scene fades.
Interviewer::: Prozac, great seeing you and thank you for coming.
The Interviewer extends his left arm and Prozac greets it with his, they shake hands for a brief moment, then they both take their seats.
Prozac::: Oh no thank you. It’s always a pleasure to do shows, interviews, and guest appearances.
His tone is natural; his words are wrapped in his deep Italian accent. He folds his arms and uses his bent knees as a resting post for them. His thoughts then wander around like they always do.
Interviewer::: Well let me just say first off big fan, big fan of the Meds, I for one was thrilled when I heard you were coming to NWW.
Prozac::: Well thank you.
Interviewer::: And hopefully The Meds are here the way everyone wants them to be.
Prozac’s smile spreads like ivy over his face. The common Med smile that each med wears proudly, it is said when a med is not smiling bad things are to come.
Prozac::: Oh of cause, we are the Meds; we are always going to be the Meds. Once we stop being who we are, not performing the way we think we should both in the ring and out I believe its time to think about getting out of the game.
Interviewer::: Well I certainly hope that is not soon
Prozac::: Oh don’t worry that is a long, long way off. And just because Ritalin is just a manger and not an active wrestler does not mean you wont be seeing a lot of the little guy.
They both quickly cuckle lightly.
Interviewer::: Good to hear, now Prozac you have a number of championships from tag gold, to singles gold let’s talk about world title shot in the Survival Of The Fittest tournament, how you feel about it, if you think you deserve it, everything lets here it.
Prozac nods before laying back, his hands behind his head.
Prozac::: Yes the world title, your right I have held my fair share of titles, but the world title always eluded me. So this match is going to give me my chance to finally capture it. So how do I feel? Ecstatic, it’s huge I can’t tell you how I feel.
All of a sudden Ritalin walks by wearing a Burger King plastic crown hat. We don’t know why, and he doesn’t say anything, he just walks by and continues walking down the beach wile smiling of cause.
Prozac::: You also want to know if I feel I deserve it?
He brings his right arm from around his head and scratches his chin. He searches his chaotic mind for the answer to the question.
Prozac::: Yeah I think I do, I really think I do. I mean I have always been one to earn my shots, but I feel with what I have done in my career, that it is enough to earn me this chance, this opportunity.
Interviewer::: Yes, that’s true, but there a lot of wrestlers in this tourney that deserve the shot. What are your thoughts on them?
Prozac sits back up, groaning like an old man as he does. Even at age 21 he feels old, or could just be that he hates getting up and anything that involves moving.
Prozac::: We have so many more guys to talk about but I wont not because I don’t feel they are worthy enough its because I am the last to talk about people. Each one of them I stack up as equal threat, be it, Camisado, Ross Walker, Krissy Delight, I see them all equal treats and you can bet your ass I have studied them all. I am not going to sit here like others and make fun of each opponent and mark myself with a target for people I offend. I have a big enough target on my chest anyway. All I know if everyone wants to win, but everyone can't win. I have been promised I wont make it out of Survival Of The Fittest in one piece that may be true but I will leave a victor because all of my opponents made plans for me to lose, and I will make sure each of those plans blow up in their faces because the fire that drives me is stronger then it has ever been.
Interviewer::: You sound certain of yourself and your abilities.
In one swift motion Prozac removes his glasses with his left hand letting everyone watching see the full force of the malevolent glare.
Prozac::: Yes I am, I’m good, better then that I’m great and I will go down in history as one of the best to ever set foot in the squared circle. I will go down in history for making everyone laugh outside the ring and I will go down in history for what we do in the ring. The strategies I have, the way I fight, how violent I am and so much more. There are people in the history books for there strategies such as Napoleon Bonaparte, Dwight Eisenhower, George Patton, Douglas MacArthur, Ulysses S. Grant, George Washington. And the are violent people that went down in history to...Owney "the Killer" Madden, a vicious mob boss who murdered Italians, Irish and Jews alike to hold control of Hell's Kitchen back in the days of Prohibition. Vincent "the Mad Dog" Coll, a fresh off of the boat psychopath who tried to take out Madden and left bodies all throughout the streets of the Kitchen. Jack "The Reaper", David Berkowitz. And then there are wrestling greats such as "The Immortal" Hulk Hogan, "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair, "The Cerebral Assassin" Triple H, "The Sexy Boy" Shawn Michaels, "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, just to name a few. But, today is a new day we step closer and closer and closer to Survival Of The Fittest and another match that will set Me in the history books.
Prozac’s strong words flow easy threw his thin lips. Each word must have tasted so sweet, because they were chocolate to his ears.
Prozac::: Everyone of those guys is preparing for a long night, they are preparing for war. They can bring his war, and I will bring my war and my war like strategies. I will show a large comparison between the likes of Napoleon Bonaparte, George Patton, Dwight Eisenhower and Ulysses S. Grant and I. I will show how works such as The Art of War by Sun Tzu and The Prince by Niccolo Machiavelli can lead to the most sadistic, cruel, blood thirsty and masterminding leaders the world has seen. Those two books have brought about the Paul Pots, Adolf Hitler’s, Josef Stalin’s and Mao Ze Dongs of our world. But, no one in the history of professional wrestling is as large a mastermind as myself, as cruel an individual as myself, as blood thirsty of a competitor as myself. There is no one that professional wrestling has ever seen that can out do me when it comes to punishing my opponents, when it comes to out smarting their foes this industry has seen no one on my level. Ric Flair, Triple H, Mick Foley, Eric Bischoff whoever the hell you would like to call a mastermind, whoever in the hell you would like to call vicious or blood thirsty, whoever you would define as a strategist...none of them compare to me.
Prozac wiggles himself to a more comfortable position and opens a bottle of Miller Light sitting behind him in the cooler before pointing with his head in the direction of the Ocean.
Prozac::: Beautiful aint it? So calm, serene and just... Quiet. This though is what they call the calm before the storm and believe me when I tell you that at Survival Of The Fittest, there WILL be a storm and it’s already brewing
The camera pans over to the water and a beautiful view of the sun glistening f the water is seen as the scene fades.